Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Allergies


Al.ler.gy n. An abnormally high sensitivity to certain substances, such as pollens, foods, or microorganisms.

After my endoscopy and ultrasound this week, the doctor advised me to identify things that could have caused me to have frequent stomach pains. So I took the liberty to compile a list. I am allergic to quite a number of things:

(1) Alcohol - caused skin rashes (completely cured though)

(2) Seafood (prawn, crab, sotong, la la, etc.) - causes skin rashes & throat to swell

(3) Sudden change of temperature - causes extreme sneezing

(4) Chelsea, Arsenal & Liverpool (welcome to the club, Man City) - causes vulgarity

(5) Parasites in human form - causes nothing...coz they'll never get near me

But the biggest allergy of them all...

***(6) People who NAG all the time - causes SKIN RASHES, THROAT TO SWELL, EXTREME SNEEZING, VULGARITY, GASTRIC, EXTREME ANGER, STRESS, HEADACHE, SORE THROAT, FEVER, FLU, SNEEZING, CANCER, MILD STROKE, KIDNEY FAILURE & EARLY DEATH

I think I found the problem...AND the solution...

...just gently hold your palm in the direction of nigger's (sic) face and say: CUKUP!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Burn in Hell

Today, for the 5th time in my entire life, I feel like punching someone really hard in the face. REPEATEDLY. The same one moron. Until he dies, or begs for his life. Whichever comes first.

I used to think that I would never resort to violence. I've always told people around me that any problem can be settled peacefully, with wisdom, compromise, handshakes, etc, all that shit.

But it got me thinking. A person could be patient, understanding, knowledgeable, a family man, has a positive social image that took years to build. But all that could be thrown out of the window in a moment of anger. Rage, for a better word. Who the hell thinks of all that when in a state of uncontrollable anger? How many would pause for a second and think of the consequences of the simple act of punching someone you really hate in the face?

They say that a human being feels anger when he or his loved ones are threatened in one way or another. Which is exactly the case in point. I'm sure society would forgive me for attempted murder on a piece of worthless junk who is trying to jeopardize family harmony. Even if he himself is part of that family. Doesn't that make it even more justifiable to tear his face apart? Harming his own family member?

In a short period of time, a vast amount of anger, rage, hatred, despise and more rage built inside of me. The adrenalin rush could be compared to that of me watching a Champions League final between Manchester United and Manchester City (but we know that is not possible, Man City are losers). I felt the need to release that whole galaxy of energy in me into indescribable pain and suffering in him. And I ask myself, would I feel better if I did? Of course I would!

Education and upbringing have taught me that anger is unnecessary. Well, listen here, Mr. Education and Miss Upbringing. Shut the hell up or I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

新不了情

My current favourite song...


心若倦了, 泪也乾了,
这份心情, 难舍难了。

曾经拥有, 天荒地老,
已不见你, 暮暮与朝朝。

这一份情, 永远难了,
愿来生还能, 再度拥抱。

爱一个人, 如何斯守到老,
怎样面对一切, 我不知道。

回忆过去,
痛苦的相思忘不了,
为何你还来,
拨动我心跳。

爱你怎么能了,
今夜的你应该明了,
缘难了情难了。